Adam Steel and I drove from Colorado to central Utah, home of the San Rafael Swell. We had a couple different sets of route information for the canyons we did, but Kelsey’s book really took the cake in terms of style points. The guy goes down deep, scary canyons in a freakin’ cowboy hat and jean shorts. He also writes in third person, capitalizes and bolds random words, advocates chipping holds to climb sandstone and other faux pas. So the captions from here on are stylized to his impecible standards.